Why?...Or, Why Not!

While at Wal-Mart last night, I saw a ridiculous shirt that I had to share! This beauty is made from 100% polyester. Class Act. I forgot to take a picture, but found this one online:

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2012/05/10/daily-picdump-454/hamburger-t-shirt-at-walmart/

I obviously know fashion. Here is my Saturday night outfit:

 

See? I look GOOD. Ok, I don't normally rock a trash bag (complete with the red drawstring as a belt) on my nights out, but this was for a theme party. I live for theme parties. My 3 totes of costumes will confirm this. Some friends threw a Convenience Store Party on Saturday and everyone was supposed to only wear things you could buy at a gas station or truck stop. There were the normal culprits - wolf shirts, trucker hats, cut-offs...and then me, the trash bag. I won Best Costume (duh.) and my prize: a black ice tree air freshener. They kept it authentic with the food by serving hot dogs, BBQ'd spam (oddly tasty), cheetos, funions, twinkies, and ho-hos. Good times, people.